ittybittylightrays

hi. :) my name's Jessie
my middle name's Corinne,
and I really like shiny happy things
and dark sad poems
and pictures that make you think.
i like to be comfortable but always in new places, and
i am so full of contradictions i don't know where to start.
and i am SO ok with that. XD
Ask me anything

imgonnamakeachange:

when someone asks if u want pizza

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox)

consultingasshat said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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docilestream:

This is great, but corn should be in the grains category… I don’t care if we eat it fresh, it’s still a grain.

(Source: myvega.com)

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

even white people say this

(via draggedqueens)

http://goddessofknittingandcake.tumblr.com/post/93177278121/jebiwonkenobi-it-seems-like-the-first-rule-of 

jebiwonkenobi:

It seems like the first rule of magic, or at least the first limitation mentioned, is usually ‘you can’t bring back the dead.’

And I know it makes sense from a writing standpoint, but I also wonder if it comes from somewhere else. If that’s just the first, most common human…

Babies and puppies are small. So are dimes and Skittles. You’re a fucking woman. A woman! You are entitled to occupy as much fucking space as you like with your awesomeness, and you better be suspicious as fuck of anybody who tells you differently.
Why, ladies? Why must we continue to whittle ourselves down? Who is it for? What is it for? You can walk through a certain aisle at the pharmacy or at the grocery store and see the language of diminishment all over the packaging for weight loss aids of all kinds. “Shrink your waist.” “Lose inches off your thighs.” “Slim down.” “Get skinny.”

How about “Grow your mind.” “Increase your confidence and productivity.” “Beef up your knowledge.” “Enlarge your scope of asskicking.”

That’s a valid message for women and girls: grow, expand, branch out, open up, get bigger, wider, faster, stronger, better, smarter. Go up not down. Get strong, not skinny.

You are not here to get smaller. You are not here to have a thin waist and thighs. You are not here to disappear. You’re here to change the world! Change the fucking world, then! Forget about “losing a few pounds.” Think about what you could be gaining instead.

Ladybud.com (via clearthatmindofcant)

(Source: heyheyjules)

Person 1:
how was that rocket class you took?
Me:
it was a blast
My mum:
...
My mum:
grace shut up

spiritguide:

Engaged. On Film. (by Sara K Byrne)

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